Speaking as a trans woman, I think he’s saying the right things after far too long saying nothing. But also, that getting a cis actor to play a trans person going through transitioning isn’t necessarily the wrong choice.

Lime-flavored Skittles. Sour apple is fucking bullshit.

In his defense, the do not touch part was in quotes, so it was pretty much optional.

The sign should have instead said “Female Space Flight Hardware” if they wanted Pence to stay the f away from it.

Well mine is a TOTAL downer, but here goes:

Butter Dish Energy

I don’t think any food, edible or otherwise, better sums up 2010-2019 than Marshmallow Peep Chili a la Chidi Anagonye.

This was hard for me though because I also love my house plants. I chose to retain feelings, but now I’m sad that maybe my house plants are getting cancelled. I guess it would have been more strategic to cancel feelings, so I would be less invested in the house plants?

The ad was wrong on so many levels!

kinja won’t let me give stars, but here is one anyway

This gives me an idea for my new business:

Cease & Desist, a boutique law firm specializing in intellectual property

Yes it’s called the “Youth” filter, and availability is limited.

I don’t understand when a story comes up like this every year or so it completely boggles some peoples’ minds. Yes, you can preserve food through dehydration.

“Florida Man Dies on Toilet, Mid-Tweet” and variations thereupon are most welcome.

BELLEH TUFT

I met my husband in a park in Tokyo back in 2004. My friend and I were walking around the city one night and saw some guys hanging around a swing set. My friend was 20 and I was 23 and they looked close enough to our ages that we went over to speak with them. We found out that they were finishing up high school (a bit…

The concept of “meet cute” is still kinda vague to me. Doesn’t everyone think their first meeting with their partner was cute, if only for its mundanity? Anyway...

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I used to get together with a friend where we’d look at the Craigslist personals and laugh and feel better about being single. Then, one day we read one that sounded too good to be true. “Not Lonely, Not Whiny and Definitely Not a Redneck.” I made a fake email account, didn’t use my name and replied and asked for…

I gave this friend a “backstage pass” into my life, which means to me: I don’t clean up before you come over, I’m super open and honest, I share, I show up for you. I loaned her all my black tie clothes for events, got her set up with people that could help her, went for walks with her, listened to her troubles,…