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Inline-6 = how to properly arrange 6 cylinders.

Better than standing there with their finger and their thumb in the shape of an ‘L’ on their forehead.

I’ve never understood why folks read blog articles expecting them to sound as if they were written by Norman Mailer. Not only that, but you can know the difference between a possessive and a contraction and still make a mistake, typos happen. I'm sure you're a perfect human being that never makes literary errors,…

You should have phrased it thusly: $CXLVII M

Or about the the Porsche 911 hiding underneath

You walk in with some false chip on your shoulder, you’re in for a long ride. 

“You walk in with some false chip on your shoulder”

A good example of why it’s common practice now to run durability tests on dyno engines using the fuel from the market they are to be sold in.

There have been several discussions on Jalopnik along these lines regarding the E36 M3 - especially the US version. It’s alternately the most despised M car ever built or the most underrated (not the best - just the most underrated).

Jeez guys, you think you could pick up the broken umbrella and clean off the hot tub when selling your $5 million house!?!?

I would be far more excited if it was a $80k sports car with 400 miles of range that could do 0-60 in 2.5-3 seconds and had a top speed around 170.

Hey, one of these days, could you (or someone) write a story on the whole history with Farah, Drive, the Drive, Spinelli, Jalopnik, etc? I’ve heard that Spinelli started Jalopnik, then I think he was part owner of /drive with Matt Farah, then something happened and Matt started his own thing and Harris and some others…

I can’t believe I had to scroll down this far to see thread chasing mentioned...

Make your own thread-chasing dies when required: Grasp a correctly-threaded bolt or nut in a vise or a pair of vise grips. Use a three-cornered file to cut right across the threads, starting with the deepest part of the cut on end that will do the most cutting or cleaning. Any angle seems to work, but I like to have a…

It’s missing something.

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…