I’ve only told this story to my closest friends. I haven’t even confided in my sister (for fear of the obvious shame). Please buckle in because this tale needs to be told in length.

With a side of “hell no” and some “fuck that” sauce.

I should preface this by saying that I have never seen a ghost or had any weird experiences, but my mom, who must be more sensitive than I am, has them constantly. She’s had multiple family members appear to her after they died (as has my grandma), she’s had ghosts appear and react to her presence simply because she…

(Slightly) off-topic: thank God that gif of Billy Bush sucking his finger and mouthing “I’m a bad boy” has gone from the carousel at the top of Jezebel’s front page. It was making my morning sickness about 8000% worse than it already is.

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.

I am 32. I consider myself a strong ass woman. Not a victim. NEVER a victim. But what is shocking, and humbling about this entire election is the fact that other women are speaking out about things that I have just accepted in my life as part of being a woman, and that I’ve forgotten about until now. I truly forgot…

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Cancer survivor here. Same.

You seem nice.

I once walked past a very tall, blonde, gangly, pretty woman by me office and said “That’s gotta be Aimee Mann, but why’d she be wandering around Brooklyn?” I nervously mumbled “Big fan!” as I walked past. I tweeted this later, and she tweeted me back and said “Thank You! It was!”

And that top she’s wearing is super cute.

Before I had my daughters Delaware Hibiscus and Nevaeh-Fayth Osteen I was totally fine with piles of broken glass all over the sidewalks. I had even seen friends dump their shattered mirrors in the streets; I didn’t say anything. Sometimes I even joined in. But now that I’m a father to two girls, who I love even more…

I want to believe that Al Roker found and released this tape. We all have seen how irritating Billy was around him in Rio, it would be the perfect motive. Please, please let it be true.

Al Capone wasn’t brought down for any of his murders, but for stiffing the tax man. We have to take what we can get, I suppose.

$10 says she is the one he called the N word.

Well, as one of the 4 daughters of a man who retained his sexist attitudes after I was born, colour me not shocked. Becoming fathers doesn’t cure men of sexist attitudes.

He bragged at a party that he had in his possession “a tape of Trump being a real dog.” These remarks prompted members of the Access Hollywood staff to locate it.

But Andrew Jackson just wants to have a beer with you!

How many emails? And what bleach they used to whipe it clean?

It couldn’t have happened to a bigger group of assholes.