Republicans will finally get to know what it feels like to be forced to carry something to term that you never wanted. I hope the entire party implodes!

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

As a native Wichitan, I both applaud and shudder.

I was thinking more by the scruff of the neck, like a kitten.

How would you even grab a pussy? Like a bowling ball?

Make America Grope Again.

Twenty bucks says this does more damage to Billy Bush than to Trump.

She’s very good in The Edge of Tomorrow, though it’s a completely other genre from Young Victoria.

Why must there always be a yoko tweet featured on tweet beat.

...I hate not entirely hating Megyn Kelly.

We get it, Sean, she wouldn’t fuck you. Get over it.

No picture could shrivel, tighten, and dry up a vagina more than that.

Do NOT post the video!

Elaine Benes: Oh trust me. He’s a bad seed. He’s a horrible seed. He’s one of the worst seeds I’ve ever seen.

Oh my God, I just have to share this, folks!

So these guy were really keeping up with the Kardashians after all.

Given the smoke and mirrors involved in the making of the Kardashian brand, or any reality show, it’s not really an asshole comment.

I just want this interview done Billy on the street style.

Angelina fighting with Pitt in By the Sea. To memoralize their breakup, the new 9/11.

I love the Jewel one. I thought it perfectly encapsulated all the deservingly ugly shit that flew Coulter’s way.