do they chainsmoke/chainblow each other dicks?

I guess some do. You know, after working out together, when they’re talking about going out and gettin’ some at the club later, and then one of them tells their friend they’re really horny right now and ask if they mind if they just rub one out real quick in front of them, and the other says “go for it bro, might join…

their dicks—when “tip to tip”—are 17.34 inches combined.

You have a better method to get erect before taking measurements?

Together, we are a 66FFF!

I’m sorry but this must be said:

Or those American script kiddies who call themselves Poodlecorps?

My very long-time best friend has her dance moves down pat and they slay me every single time. That kind of comedy gold never gets old!

Yay yay yay! Scary story time!

All this scariness just reminded me that it’s almost October and that means the Jezebel scary stories!! My favorite time of the year.

You are on a roll Allie. Keep ‘em coming!

I don’t know why anyone in the comments is (or was) particularly scared. It says that the clowns were specifically going after children. Presumably we’re all adults here, so nothing to fear.

;)

As someone who just moved solo into a 2900sf 160 year old farmhouse in rural Vermont, this season is gonna scare the pants off me. Not that I wear pants when I’m home, alone.

Not only that but the whole point of this moronic stunt was the show the non-using public about the effects of drug use. A quick google search does just that. Hell, haven’t we all seen the meth mugshot timeline? Also, I don’t need to see what cops see. That’s why I’m not a cop.

Right, its the fault of the police that his parents are gigantic pieces of shit.

It’s worse than that. I think the cops are trying to say “Look at what we deal with every day, aren’t we heroes? Don’t you feel bad for us?” They are using a child’s circumstance to elevate themselves, that is highly cynical.

The child was in no immediate danger and crime scene photos are SOP.

One of the weirdest and most disturbing things that came out of this photo was that two differenct fb acquaintances retweeted similar memes pointing to the outrage that these people receive their Narcan for free while the Epipen costs $600. The weird and disturbing aspect is that both of them work in the medical…