People are saying I have the best cirrhosis around. Tremendous cirrhosis. All the best cirrhosis is in my liver. My drink amounts are good and big. Nobody drinks more than me, I guarantee it. All the best people have said that Crooked Yurrr’s weak liver couldn’t handle more than a Redd’s Apple ale and some vanilla…
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The Deplorables can't tell the difference.
He does have a moral compass. It’s just that it always points to “women are lying whores.”
Berman and Steve Young. Which is equally as bad
Kind of fitting though that the worst game of the season was called by Berman and Dilfer
If you were close to where I live I would invite you some, I have cookies in the oven.
Well you don’t just start off by raping someone at Sundance.
Isn’t it obvious? Russians are all bears on unicycles.
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
I like Fancy Bears as a group name.
I love the idea that the Russian hacker named himself Fancy Bear (But, Vlad, I don’t want to do strong bear. All bears are strong! I want my bear to be magnificent, a bear among bears. No, no, magnificent bear is too long. Dapper bear? No! No! I shall call myself Fancy Bear and all shall tremble before me!) but I…
That sounds like a logistical challenge... unless your ass is detachable.
The headline and tweet for this story are misleading - they imply that the black teen who got hit had been charged with a hate crime
I honestly didn’t watch the show till it was out in full on Netflix, when I really needed it more than ever in my life, I never laughed so hard, and had renewed faith in feel good TV. I had been watching too much Narcos, SVU, etc basically killing my soul TV. God I love parks and rec.
Does it hurt?
I’m 41 and will only call my dad “daddy” when I’m pretending to whine about something, lol.
Yeah, I’m still experiencing Britney’s moment when she realized that Ryan Seacrest isn’t gay.
I was expecting a Donald Trump version of that Kramer painting from Seinfeld.