Basket of deplorables? You don’t say....

One part lipstick off my teeth, one part temperature-sensitive teeth. And one part fucking insane cats who drink out of uncovered cups/mugs.

lenny’s last fuckable day is defined not so much by the length of his life, but of yours.

omg I needed a warning for Steven Tyler’s right foot.

thanks!! i typically always get black swimsuits but i decided to ~shake it up~ and i’m so glad i did! i wore it this weekend and it was great. i felt like kylie jenner, minus the lips and a few million and plus like 80 pounds.

Hunting commercials are a thing?! sez British person.

I think it’s supposed to be an intellectual riff on the horribly racist evil DW Griffiths The Birth of a Nation (which you can read about here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Birth…) where black men are depicted as if they are all rapists of white women. (I was forced to watch it in film school, it is horrible, and…

Parents being married forever is no guarantee. I’m a fucking maladjusted cuckoo bird and my parents have been married for ever. I’ve been married 19 year, though, and my kids seem pretty normal. Not sure what I’m trying to say here, but this show looks awful.

Like you, I’m commenting on Jezebel.

I got the autisms from reading this doctor’s idiot explanation.

Thank the gods that I live on the liberal left coast. If I saw a hunting commercial I feel like I’d be somewhere between crying mess, rage stroke, and wanting to calmly go out and exact revenge on mankind by reenacting that movie about hunting “the greatest game”.

was there any investigation to determine if Dr. Sears was hit on the head with a hammer?

Biology is metal as fuck.

Meanwhile, Lester Holt’s son anchors the local NBC evening newscast in Chicago. His name?

Longtime lurker here, I created an account just to comment on this. I was a newspaper reporter in suburban Chicago. I wrote about this Chris Bollyn dude back in 1999 0r 2000, maybe a year or two later than that because he invited some guy who’d written a book in which he theorized that the Mossad was behind the…

Yeah, as someone who both went to OU, and HATES Dallas, fuck Dez Bryant.

He usually doesn’t, but that particular league is full of morons. For example: Aaron Rodgers went #2 and Dez Bryant went #3. It was brutal to watch.

We should do this next year. I do freebie FF, not for money, though. No monies to play with.

I watched the trailer and felt the way I did when I tried to watch five minutes of Girls- this is not good for me. I will become irrationally angry. I need to not watch this. Just a lot of rich people with boring problems.

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