Drake is that one kid in high school who is always there for the hot girl and thinks “if I just had a chance with her she’d see how much of a good guy I am!” and the sticks around hoping she’ll decide to date him one of these times.

Rookie mistake. You NEVER go to TGI Friday’s for mozzerella sticks. (RIP Gawker!)

ten things i hate about you caused me to look that up years and years ago

I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve cried about losing a celebrity in the last 41 years. 2016 has two of them. Bowie and Wilder. I don’t want to accept that this is part of getting older, but I guess it is.

That word is my equivalent of “moist”

I mean, if a person named “Smith” hails from a lineage of blacksmiths...

Awesome would never be the word to describe Colin kapernick

Yes, like encouraging people not to hang out around ledges at 3:15 am while likely drinking.

That’s bullshit.

I don’t understand why we’re paying attention to her. Glee is over, right?

Bass player? Couldn’t find a drummer?

I do, yes.

Wow.

I bet they’re teaching your step-daughter how not to be a slut but in gym class the boys are being taught how to get all the slutty girls. America!

Another Team no-washcloth reporting for duty!

And fascist. Washcloths are fascist.

What about the intense war between washcloth users and non-washcloth users?

i loved everything about her and cathrine on VEEP this season.

How how how have I not heard vagenda yet

She forced you?!!1! #mysandry #vagenda #manocide