I mean, unless the parents are mostly bible-thumpers who think that sex ed is just there to teach girls that they’re a stick of gum and once they have sex nobody else will ever want their already-chewed bubblegum shame hole again.

That does seem illegal and wouldn’t the parents be upset? I’d lose my mind if that was happening in our district.

Starting in 5th grade our kids take part in a yearly your body/sex ed presentation. Boys AND girls. I’d be protesting at school board meetings if it wasn’t for both.

Well, I just hope they are teaching those young ladies to hold that aspirin between their knees effectively.

That seems possibly illegal, actually.

Dammit. Now that’s in my head all day. Hope you are happy.

Studio 60 was required viewing for me because it had three of my faves. Amanda, Sarah and Matthew. I did watch the Whole 9 movies for Amanda and Matthew. I have no shame in admitting that.

Headlines are often written with a really low reading level (not always intentionally) so it was nice to learn a new word. Had to Google “excoriating"

I prefer Studio 60, where Pert was the second female lead behind Paulson. But I would watch anything with either of them in it.

While I cannot solve the problem of insufficient hooks, I can offer a tip:

Virtually everything she says makes me vomit.

please, god, someone tell me they know this book. i can’t have two horribly failed comments on kinja today.

A pretty good way to get a dude to fuck u is to be like “Yo dude, you wanna fuck or what?”

It doesn’t want to get it.

Go on...

imagine taking two seconds to read about what actually happened

Well then he owes me $10 a minute.

When he sees you jerking off.

So is Jesus

I read that as libertarian and was confused; everyone knows that Easy Spirit shoes and threadbare cardigans are the part and parcel of communists.