I am not reading reviews, not watching any more clips, just going to see it, please no spoilers

Also, let’s please show Leslie Jones KILLING IT at the premiere (with a little help from Christian Siriano):

I used to have a small crush on Shep because he kind of reminds me of Ryan Lochte (Olympic swimmer if you don’t know that reference). I also admire his wit and adore his literary references. The show in general is a bit elevated compared to other reality shows - at least it was for most of the seasons. This past…

I love Southern Charm so much, I think because it has actual real drama with the Thomas and Katherine stuff, otherwise I’m not sure it would have lasted beyond a season. I’m also kind of in love with Shep, so...

LMAO that’s kind of how I feel too. I also cannot believe how much Craig lied throughout the show. It’s so strange how he had all of those supposed job opportunities only to have all of us realize he’s full of it.

I fucking love that show, and my husband adores it too. He normally hates realty TV because there is too much yelling, but he will spontaneously ask me at dinner, “do you think Katherine really failed a drug test and Thomas passed?!”

I study Af Am History and full body cringe whenever Cooper Ray waxes poetically about the Founding Fathers (and does the irony completely escape him that polite society would shun him so frigging fast in those days anyway?!) but CANNOT HELP MYSELF. Kathryn is such trash, and Landon has a voice that only dogs could…

Today I learned what is a fascinator. Thank you, internet person.

“I’ve made a huge mistake.”

My little guy Mofie passed away last night, and I want to share his photo with some cat appreciaters. He made 18 years and I was able to say goodbye and that I loved him, but it didn't hurt any less

If you don’t hat your cats they WILL try to ship themselves somewhere better.

Jia, I’m very sorry to see you go. I honestly love your writing; you transition effortlessly from snarky comedy to deep, thoughtful works that explore topics I am often woefully ignorant about. I feel like in the past year you’ve only gotten stronger and become an even better writer, so a transition to the New Yorker…

jia, i miss you already and to show my support i have taken my parents’ login for subscribed to the new yorker.

Well written and I agree with each assessment. With this, please enjoy my favorite T-Rav GIF:

I watched last night! Who is the father of Jennifer Snowdon’s baby!? Why is she so vague about she and Thomas? I Googled and saw the alleged escorting background! I don’t think Landon and Thomas hooked up because he doesn’t have enough money and those IG photos were a ploy to make someone else jealous. There are now…

Not yet! I’m waiting until I sit down and really focus on it! T-Rav and Kathryn deserve each other; Cameran is hilarious; Shep really does have great manners; Craig is holding on to Naomi with both hands; Whitney is/was dead on about Kathryn’s motives; Patricia is the glue that holds everyone together. Cooper is wrong…

Love that show! WASP F*ckery is the BEST F*ckery!

I was holding it together until this. Fuck.

Comment from my bestie on my outraged FB post this morning: