Apologies to you and to witches everywhere. I’m so embarrassed.

Despite the concerted, ongoing, maddening efforts of Jezzie authors, in fact, Taylor Swift claims two distinct feminist fans native to the Jezebel comment boards.

i would never badmouth witches ;]

The poorly educated, but terrifyingly well armed.

As soon as I’m 85 I’m gonna start smoking again and eat whatever the fuck I want.

Taste aside, making things low-fat usually means adding other ingredients to make up for the taste. That usually means a shit ton of sugar!

There may be some low-fat dairy products that don’t do this, but I know when I compare the ingredient lists in the store, the list for low-fat stuff is usually longer. And dairy in all forms does have sugar, because it has lactose. Any variation of words with “-ose” means it’s sugar, be it lactose, fructose, or…

In defense of the science people - to understand the effect of a given thing, you have to be able to measure both input and output. This is relatively easy when you’re working with animals in a controlled lab, and really, really fucking hard when you’re talking about people and what they eat. This is because people…

I subscribe to Julia Child’s philosophy of everything in moderation, including moderation.

Air pop, butter, grated parm. <— will change your life

It's not a dream anymore btw. I did it!

It’s definitely something that has existed in the past. I had one when I was a little kid, and I thought it was the BEST THING EVER. (Note: I was a little kid in 1976. EVERYTHING had a flag on it.)

Walking around = ‘stepping out’

Thank you, I love when a phenomenon has a name. I’m going to be calling out “kettle logic” (by name!) left and right now!

Yes, it’s a prime example of Kettle Logic, usually used by five year olds. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kettle_lo…

This brings back all the bad memories of me being beat up in the 3rd grade and having my milf money stolen. =(

It’s a weird angle and her skirt is casting a shadow on her legs making them look half their actual size

Taken at a weird angle with a wide angle lens while she is standing awkwardly is my diagnosis. A perfect storm of unflattering, if you will.

So it wasn't just me! I saw the pic super quickly and my brain didn't register the hand must belong to a black person, I thought it was really her hand and went "huh, something's off with her hand, I wonder if she knows".

Getting shade by Staples has to be a low point in Kris' famewhore career.