This is good kinja.

This news is especially sad considering early reports that it was all fun and games.

Still. Probably some porn of it online. And like a club.

“Chloe Grace Moretz boyfriend now” is the fourth search suggestion on google. I got as far as Chloe G. Interestingly, “age of sexual consent usa” is also the fourth. But I had to get to the “l” before it came up.

No one Sodburger. Absolutely no one.

Who wants to WATCH A VIDEO just to SEE A PIC

CAN WE TAKE AN IMPORTANT MOMENT

Ugh, I spent four years across from this marquee. Tone deaf doesn’t even touch it—everything they put up there is a monument to stupid.

That is a huge kitten! What breed is it?

The UNBORN women. Not the born women. Remember, pro-lifers are concerned with ‘life,’ not the living.

You also gotta get some hard rather than soft thighs. I don’t care how much sticky rubber stuff those things have, they will roll right down a soft thigh.

I legit started to cry.

In visual form, and with an equivalent shrug:

(shrug)

I’ve told people like that this:

If you can’t do your job in 8 hours, then you’re jobbing poorly dudes. I get in, do my shit, make some dumb dadjokes on Jez, then split to get JujyJr and make dinner/do errands at 5pm.

Most important Brexit analyis to date.

“...it doesn’t matter which subject it is, you’re a bigot or you’re a racist.”

The communion wafers, such cottonmouth.

But we’ll always have the directors cut of Almost Famous...