New at Sonic. Square shakes for maximum IG.

Up his ass! Up his ass!

The continued referring to her son as “MY son” not, “THEIR son.” ......

Right?! I want to know exactly which celebs shit themselves!

There should be more dirt bag items about ayahuasca trips.

I fully believe in smuggling illicit alcohol to the elderly.

I should have been getting coke?

I looked through the pics and was surprised and grateful to not see my cousin in there, so...

Boy, if this morning’s sit while peeing thread was any indicator, this entire comments section is going to be going full throttle well into next week.

Aww! What a cutie! <3

Sparrow says hello too. Well, actually she doesn’t... she would, but she’s too busy napping after a long night of keeping her humans awake.

Hello everyone! My name is Baroness von Meow Meow, or Meow for short.

Aww! What a cutiepie! We had a cat named Panda (short for Pandora) when I was a kid. She was semi-feral and had a stubby little tail.

Chicken would like to say hello to her fellow black and white window hunter.

This! And god forbid someone drops their toothbrush...

That is a cute girl!

This is Archimedes trying to escape to meet Tilly.

Smalls would say hello but she must keep an eye on those Gosh darn squirrels.

This is Panda when she was a baby. Such a sweet girl! Cheers Tilly!

Tilly is very beautiful but needs a hat.