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And thank you for giving a laugh right back to me! I’m cracking up reading Vlad’s quote in a Russian accent which for some reason sounds German in my head.

Why do Russian hackers name themselves Fancy Bears?

I read John and could not figure out how you saw that. But Joan, yes.

May be the Svedka talking already but

I thought they were called the Pussy Pounders or something??

“Yo, when I get out dog, I’m going to be a millionaire dog, trust me when I say that ...” Maybe he’s going to take credit for this too??

Unfortunately, YES. “Mr. Aldean, who is known for hits like “Dirt Road Anthem,” and “Burnin’ It Down,” talks with his dad, Barry Williams, around a campfire about their first hunting trips together. Mr. Aldean used to wear socks on his hands as gloves, and reminisces about the rush of killing a deer.”

You must be incredibly well adjusted.

Oooo I really like that! Great color too.

And holding the dead animal up by its antlers? Starting ‘em off early. Nice.

No sweetie, not a game it’s a goddamn SPORT! It’s so so strange to me how it’s something people are so casual about. You go sit in a tree and wait for a harmless deer to come by so you can blow it away? Wha?? I hate it.

OMG the tattoos!

It’s disgusting. I live in the south and it’s a badge of honor down here.

Have you seen the hunting clothing commercials he’s doing with his Dad? He’s just a likable, relatable country boy who wants to tell you about killing his first deer! Ugh.

Ha!!! That’s almost as bad as the first year I did the league with these dudes - someone didn’t quite get how it worked and took a defense first! (I won that year)

I’m so in. We don’t have to play for cash. I’m sure we can come up with some cool Jezzieish prize or bragging rights.

That’s one hell of a waiver wire pick! I just can’t bring myself to show WR that much love so early in the draft. This was one of the first years that they were ranked so high. Antonio Brown went first then I took David Johnson. I’m happy as hell with it - I think AZ will be the team to watch this year.

Ha thanks for balancing the universe!