Who will you give up for him?

Holy Hell! He’d never fall that far in my league! Nice work.

David Johnson, the beast.

David Johnson!

We’re not PPR and I just couldn’t bring myself to draft a WR that early so I took David Johnson RB Arizona. Just have a gut feeling!

Oh man I wish! That would be amazing!

I made it precisely 8 minutes into that movie before I could see exactly where we were headed and No Thanks-ed outta there.

He’s sad I passed over him with the second pick in my fantasy draft tho I’m sure.

Bless your heart.

So so good!

I laughed.

Sounds familiar!! ha ha

Y’all - I saw her in Vegas a few years ago. Not like at an appearance or anything but just walking through the casino floor at like 3am. And by walking through I mean the most ridiculous hip-thrust-lean-back-intentional-resting-bitch-face-but-please-look-at-me walk with no less than a 20 person entourage. It was the…

Had to look up ‘tumescent’. Well done.

I use Dr. Bronner’s bar soap. I thought the liquid kind had to be diluted so it seemed like too much work to use it. Do you just go at it full strength like a regular body wash?

On the floor?

I just threw up in my mouth a little tbh

I’m getting a No Woman’s Sky tingling sensation...

I think so too!

Her mom pays to send her to private school so I guess they make up whatever rules they want. I think she said the boys have Health class next year but the girls start a year earlier. Still weird.