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Proper sex ed lol

oops I missed the closed toe part and sorry for the GIGANTIC image. Time to go home now.

Sure hope she reminds us again. No way I’ll remember this come January.

Oh God. I didn’t know that about Meghan’s “infertility”. As a woman who tried and couldn’t make it happen - this just makes me sick.

That’s what I was thinking - it’s his one chance to be someone’s best they’ve ever had!

Dammit. Now I want some coke and a LaCroix vodka tonic. And my asshole bleached.

SAME

Did the swimmers make up the robbery story? I mean, you were there so you know right?

This seems appropriate.

No, you’ve got it backwards. He’s so stupid he made the whole thing up to get TV time and media attention. He was living his man at night-man in the morning thing.

Only acceptable if you had just had sex with her.

My ex-husband’s hair was like that - current hubby shaves bald. The ex always wore a hat! Drove me nuts b/c that mane was ridiculous.

Does the other one do the man bun thing or does he let his freak flag fly?

I can’t look away.

My God people are fucked up.

I watched to cheer on the aptly named Steele Johnson win silver!

Question - read: help me settle a bet - Is Titanic a chick-flick? Do more women than men love this movie?

Wonder if she got it from this? Their squirrel is named Fran.