In my house we put both the seat and the lid down every time. Who wants to see inside the toilet bowl anyway?

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This gif runs through my mind on an almost daily basis!

Couldn’t agree more. I full on dry heaved the first time I tried those.

What’s worse than sweat on Olivia Newton John?

It’s like you’ve seen me......

He must have taken etiquette lessons from Mr. Pitt.

I eat chicken wings with a fork because I don’t like putting it up to my face. Let’s do lunch!

Yeah nowhere is immune anymore I guess... Yikes.

My eyes have been watering for 2 weeks straight. It’s devil’s dust!

It’s just too much. I’ve dealt with it for too long. A good fuck you feels terrific right about now.

A like mind - bless your heart (and I mean that in the nice southern way).

Wow! Thanks ~

I raise a Mint Julep in their general direction. Cheers!

True. But there’s no pollen there.

If by diversity you mean sexist and racist maybe I need to rethink my choice.

Fuck the south. Between this, NC being total dicks to the transgender community, the dipshit GA senator (FEMALE) who is trying to get rid of rape kits as evidence.....I’m so embarrassed to be from down here y’all.

Nah. She won’t do it again because this girl is getting more attention than Madonna today.

OMG I totally forgot that!

Cheers!