Hell yes! Break for Spring my sister! Red, White, Rosé - all is fair when avoiding responsibility.

Totally worth looking up once you’ve put away half a bottle of chardonnay and you’re wondering what to do while you finish the other half - and the other bottle in the fridge...who are you kidding?

You got it! It was just The Swan. Man, when they would turn around and see themselves for the first time... They don’t make ‘em like they used to (the shows I mean not the manufactured people).

It’s here! It’s here! YAY!!!

Best way for a Democrat to piss off a Republican is to quote The Great Communicator.

The epitome of heart in the right place and foot in the mouth.

Cheers to you then! Nothing against anyone between my thighs - for me I have to be able to concentrate to get there. Especially by someone going down.

Of course. It’s the Jr. Highness of the moment that made my skin crawl.

The coming up behind him and covering his eyes was SO awkward to watch. You could see him immediately thinking “Oh God which one is this??”

Nah. He doesn’t even have to stop... Right in the middle I remember that I have paint swatches for the update to the guest room and I let those thoughts trickle in for a minute and BOOM he gets the head tap to c’mon up. That’s the half an encounter experience.

Ya think? I honestly had to stare for a minute - her face doesn’t look like her face to me but damn if I can’t place who she does look like...

A+.

Nickelback is not too powerful to overcome. Try harder.

LOVE this bit!!

OF COURSE.

As I sit in my cube with 3 layers on and a blanket over my lap - I still laughed.

That and they didn’t keep the temperature in the office at the comfy men’s temp of 57 degrees.

He’s so awkward! He has no idea what a Budweiser tastes like.

I’ve been found out! He just gets me...

ME! It’s high time we talked about ME!