Casual! Yay! Y’all have all seen the ad to your left where the stripper spreads her legs...so understood if you’re all like, nah because of having to see that a katrillion times but WATCH it. So good!!

I have never laughed at an NPR interview before but I was cracking up on my way to work. Steve Inskeep’s clear disdain (and blatant sighs) were simply amazing.

“On Thursday” has me super confused. If it’s Thursday I may have missed my super lame company Christmas party and cashing in the one drink ticket I’m allowed to use for a cheap ass beer....

Dirt Bag fact checker.

No probably about it. A seriously talented guy.

Who?

They were busy OUT-”doing” each other. I giggled.

Long-haired person with Bob Saget is Macaulay Culkin? Hm.

Come to Atlanta and hit up Empire State South - Hugh Acheson’s place. It’s amazing.

I shattered my ankle falling down stairs. 2 fucking stairs. Not a flight...

Meh.

I bet you’re thinking Southside but no - shockingly it was Bert! I was really disappointed. Amazing how much they’re floundering already after Jeff’s departure...

The venue in ATL holds 13,000 and it’s pretty new too. Here’s where you can see the seating chart:

OMG OMG OMG OMG

Of course a morning show host here in ATL had to give his insightful opinion that it’s the women who are to blame if they do in fact contract HIV from Charlie Sheen. “Ur gonna have sex with a guy like that and not protect yourself???” Yes. It’s the women’s fault.

I once was a part of planning a birthday surprise party for a friend of mine. She and 3 of us all ate mushrooms before we took her to the party...looking back that was a really terrible idea. Making small talk with people from work while seeing trails probably wasn’t her idea of a celebration.

Offensive Christmas Design.

I was just thinking as I was reading through the comments that I can’t wait for UnReal to come back! So so good.

Buy a Snickers bar. Peel back the top chocolate/caramel layer. Insert mushrooms. Replace top layer and eat.

Like when I read Dianetics in 9th grade and thought “Why hasn’t someone told me this truth before??”...