GoFundMe Campaign!!!

Good thing dude who recorded the incident was able to hang onto his through class or we never would have gotten this inside look!

Lemme guess - spank her?

Much confusion. How does being a good dancer have to do with being a good singer? I thought MTV doesn’t even show videos anymore.

I’m trying to wrap my head around being handed a fake baby bump to put on by surprise. I can’t think of a single outfit I own that it would fit under.

I used to work with a girl named Autum. No N. Fucking so annoying.

I find that unreasonably hilarious.

Which performer that appeals to high schoolers doesn’t sing/rap about alcohol, drug use or misogyny?

OMG I totally remember that! She was SO pissed - and rightly so. That’s just downright mean to know someone hates a certain color and be all like nah, you’ll like the way I do it...

I loved this show. I found it so inspirational that when I had my last-straw moment as a server I took a job painting houses instead. I assumed it would be just like it was on Trading Spaces - reveal pretty color, roll on walls in a W style fashion.

What kind of a dish do you bake it in? Would just a regular pie pan work?

Not to start a whole what-color-is-this-dress thing but the catalog pic looks like a purple dress. I was shocked when I scrolled down and saw it called a black dress...

Who said anything about pubic hair being there?

Literally LOL’ed. “Secret” was passed down from my Mom... I like my cookies super crispy and that really helps. Try it!

Since LOL is out - I’m Ha Ha ing so hard to this!

That pic of Bono’s daughter tho. I literally said “Holy Fuck” outloud.

People freak on my chocolate chippers - I do the Tollhouse recipe but use 1/2 butter and 1/2 shortening. Am I close to your secret??

I’m applying tomorrow to legally change my name to yours.

I don’t even like cake but I feel a compulsion to plow through that plate of baked goodiness.