Harvey kept insisting that he was ready to hurl.

His friends could see that picture

Joke’s on you, Massachusetts — he’s laughing all the way to the morgue!

This should really boost his Yards after Catch numbers.

...explaining the game of football to a Nigerian refugee...

I’m sure he’ll be anxious to stick it to the teams that passed on him.

even though he’s been an NFL MVP who led the Panthers to a 15-1 record ..

He died doing what he loved...

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Yeah, I’m just gonna point out that the biker was %100 at fault here. Everybody involved screwed up, and like you said, we hope he’s OK after this...but it’s pretty plain to see that the biker was driving way too fast for what he was doing.

On arriving home from school, the boys asked their parents what the pussy is and how to fuck her right in it.

Really, how hard was the hit? Did Alexander ring Graham’s bell?

That illustration is a work of art. I’d love to buy a print and video tape my wife peeing on it.

They didn’t want to make too much of a splash.

The tape on this kid is amazing.

But to be fair, Mayweather would have outboxed the shit of this girl. He would have taken the decision.

I saw similar issues in North Carolina; disorganization, turning away volunteers, no lawn signs/buttons/stickers, etc., the same few neighborhoods being canvassed repeatedly with bad voter data, while others were ignored. Lawn signs and bumper stickers might not sway other voters, but swag makes volunteers feel…

This Comcast guy is a true American Hero(tm). He only worries about himself, and himself only — screw everyone else!

Wow, trump really is returning all these jobs that immigrants stole back to americans.