have combined assets of about $90 billion. That is more than the annual budget of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services

Spare us this nonsense about a “shadow” government of the rich.

Also what isnt being mentioned is the fact that one of NJ’s biggest industries is... Pharma. We have something like 50 different small and large Pharma companies in the state. A bill like this would seriously damage NJs economy.

How can you say he’s in no one’s pocket when he’s accepting pharmaceutical money and rejecting bills that increase competition and lower drug prices?

I think we can safely blame the Wright Brothers. Worked on bikes and developed the airplane. How does Trump get around so fast? An airplane!

Don’t forget the electoral college. Damn that electoral college.

If nobody had ever invented bicycles, Trump never would have won. Thanks a lot, dicks.

Russia didn’t sway the election, no matter how much they interfered. That may have reassured dyed-in-the-wool voters, but these were two terrible candidates with firmly entrenched bases. What won it for Trump was swing voters in Rust Belt states; they voted for him because they believed — supported by no evidence…

As a Bulls fan, these jokes are funny now.

“What’s attendance mean?”

Well, Bob, I wouldn’t say he’s MISSING the Knicks game.

$2 per game is excellent.

He must have been ecstatic after the Finals last season!

“We needed to lose 72 games so we could figure out what we need to improve as a team.”

KD might want to wear a cup at their next practice.

“Trump wants to expand fleet of thug boats.”

That should have read, “a much NAGGIER navy.”

I’m assuming that’s because he thinks they can’t swim.

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

To put this into more relatable terms, that’s approximately a million cases of Blue, or about a third of a million folding tables.