Can you give them a few days? They haven’t even raised their AFC South Second Runner-Up banner yet.

As much as Nick Saban may want to redeem himself at the NFL level, I don’t think ten bucks will be enough to pry him away from Alabama.

Tom, I think convention dictates at least feigning concern when a billionaire drug addict goes missing.

Tell me where he wanted Dak Prescott...

Jed York sounds like a minor character from Grapes of Wrath, not a person in charge of a billion-dollar (for now) football franchise

Chip Kelly wasn’t fired though. According to Jed York, the Santa Clara 49ers are a design-centric organization undergoing a paradigm shift, one that requires a pivot away from old influencers in order to regain traction in an emerging market!

In Chip Kelly’s defense, all available evidence points to Trent Baalke really sucking at his job.

“Hell, I’ll train a buffalo to play football. Just let me sleep in the equipment shed and slaughter one to see me through the winter and we’ll get along just fine.”

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

Everybody knows you don’t work in Buffalo for the independence or the authority or the football or the ability to influence the direction of a team. You work in Buffalo to enjoy the weather.

Usually unwise to pick up so many discarded Trojans.

Sark hears news and immediately pops champagne

“I’m okay with this.” - Karma

“I’m definitely great. Look, I threw twice as many TDs as Tony Romo this season!”

49ers remind me of the Knicks so much it’s scary. Both are run by legacy sons born on third base who think they’ve hit a triple. Baalke=Isiah Thomas. Both are insecure arrogant assholes whose one skill was kissing junior’s ass. Both had to leave before the populace arrived with pitchforks.

Such a great scrambler - it’s like he’s been dodging people close to him his entire life.

They suckered someone into building them a stadium, what do they care about winning now that it’s built?

It’s staggering to think what Rodgers might have accomplished by now if Mike McCarthy hadn’t been the coach for his entire career.

This season, we did learn how fickle, even clueless, the Green Bay fans are. After the fourth loss in a row, they were done with him. They said he was washed up and it’s time to move on.

If that’s the best throw you have ever seen you have clearly been ignoring my 4th grade highlight reel I sent you with me lighting up my best friend Tony’s back yard using an official John Elway Nerf Vortex! I would like to see Rodgers thread a pass through the branches of the Williams’s old oak tree.