It was a real triumph of the will.

Someone read a piece from a Wagner opera.

My garage does have epoxy flooring, but it looks like it was done by an angry 5 year old.

Digging a hole in Florida creates a swimming pool.

Funny. I actually imagine an opposite scenario, in which everything falls apart and the Celtics regret acquiring Boogie.

We can’t play fantasy basketball

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This is a great example of why unions fell out of favor over the 20th century: too often, they cozy up to big business and exist primarily for enriching their leaders at the expense of the workers whom they are supposed to represent.

The first thing the racist does when he comes to power, he takes all the Negro leaders and invites them for coffee, to show that he’s alright. And these Uncle Toms can’t pass up the coffee. They come away from the coffee table telling you and me that this man is alright.

And now, a joke. A Utah farmer dies and goes to heaven, where he is turned away for his sinful life and sent to hell. The Devil greets the farmer in hell “Welcome you sinful bastard, to hell! As punishment, you shall now work this barren patch of land for all of eternity in the blazing heat!” The devil then leaves the…

How do you make a mockery of an exhibition game?

Why limit yourself to just one messenger app? Google doesn’t.

It isn’t plagiarism at all, but is kind of funny.

Just like all Ravens fans.

Only a Pats fan would be surprised that they’re not getting any credit for a thing they didn’t do.

Stephen Colbert is part of the liberal media’s anti-bear fear campaign. How often does the media talk about the number of lives bears save every day? Never, because they don’t want you to know the truth.

The safe word is “Dolan.”

Could you please make a Harambe joke next? That would be super funny!

Three-way trade:

there is a big offer from China