she’s at peace with her decision and her sports.

I would like to reiterate that some people have stubborn bodies. I know women who run triathlons and eat very well and still have what society considers “fat” on their bodies. Just because eating well and working out worked for you doesn’t mean it’s actually that simple for all body types and metabolisms, and dumping…

Perhaps the drunk giggler who went to Ibiza with Countess Lu and ruined the party at the dry cleaner’s on RHONY ?

Evening Jezzies!

I would rather swallow and choke on my own tongue than re-enter the dating pool. Bestest excuse.

Exactly! I ended it by saying, “That’s great you only think of yourself, guess you have nothing to lose. You might be upset when they cut down the woods you’re hiding in and you have nowhere else to bury your head in the sand”

The only rich person kitchen that hasn’t disappointed me is, appropriately, Martha’s. Because the mix of elegant and utilitarian gives me the bonerz.

Yup. Seconded.

I’m always left with the why. Why would someone want to live there? It seems more like a place to walk through (carefully, without touching anything) and be photographed (carefully, without touching anything) than where you sprawl out on the couch to watch House of Cards.

Oh my God.

i would take the turkish bathhouse- no thank you on that horrific kitchen tho

This house is bonkers and butt-ugly but I would live in that Turkish bathroom no question.

My coworker put on the love and basketball soundtrack last night. First I was like 😕 But then I was like 😎

You won’t be sorry!!

Try “hip hop barbecue” on Pandora. So much Nelly!

as i age, i am finding that i am becoming more and more petty.

Maybe he played it 3 times so that she would show up?

I used to think that, too! But then I watch her documentary “Part of Me” and was forever changed. She is a phenomenon.

If Brad Pitt wants the public to ignore his divorce he should have Terrence Malick direct it.