so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

SNAP!

Former veterinary nurse here. I obviously know about dogs overheating in cars, but I question this. You can’t just smash the window, you also have to get the dog out of there and cooled down. I’ve seen really experienced animal nurses be mauled to hell when trying to help a distressed animal. Breaking the window in a…

“We will take our country back from those who seek to weaken it. Those who...blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.”

“We are coming”

Oh, dood...that sounds excellent. Enjoy!

Almost 7 years ago, I did drugs for the first time and had a threesome with a total stranger! It all worked out OK because I did not get murdered. Stranger and I are getting married next year. Also we laid off the drugs because we are old now :p

I went on a date with a guy who plied me wth drinks and probably a roofie. Then he put me behind the wheel of his Porsche and I crashed the shit out of it into a brick wall. Sucks to be youuuuuu asshole!

She asked me what “internet” I was on, and I told her it was Jez. She said, “I will be Jezebel’s grandmother tonight.” lol she’s the best <3

Excellent dog. 12/10.

I ate cookies in bed last night. I plan to do the same tonight. I’m at a professional conference that is pretty cool. Life is thoroughly good.

I’m at my parents’ for the week so I get to chill with this baby, who is currently snuggled against my legs:

I’m so sorry, Scrunchie. I haven’t been through this, so I’m bumping for the most part.

Yay for travelling! What’s been your favourite destination so far, and where are you most excited to go?

Ahhh omg congrats! Smaller just means less to clean. So exciting!

My boyfriend has a habit of boredom snooping. He isn’t looking for anything so he can start a fight. He will just wonder hey what’s in that closet? And he has to find out so he just pokes around. About an hour ago I heard “BABE! did you know there’s a telescope in this closet?” I did know. After a discussion about if…

Is that a thing? Can we vote to eliminate people? Do they have to leave the island forever or can they return for the all-stars season?

Me too, and when I get an outbreak it’s always on my lips and I get like 10 of them on top of each other in a cluster. And even when I take Valtrex it still takes like 2 weeks to go away.