I had a bunch of friends in undergrad who said they wanted to get rich but not so rich that they turned into Republicans. Personally, I just wanna be Warren Buffett: a gazillionare with a conscience.

Yeah. 1. Don’t say something so offensive on a date, and 2. How can you think living with a dog is dirty?!!

She’s so fucking hot. I either want to be her or kiss her and braid her hair. Not sure which.

Good for you! and your friends!

For the most bang-for-your-buck (generally the lowest fares at any given time, no charge to cancel or change your flight, PLUS multiple free checked bags) and the least delayed/cancelled it’s gotta be Southwest. Sure, it’s cramped and all you get are peanuts, but I’d rather bring my own snacks and get there on time.…

I walked out on a date - mid-meal - because I mentioned that I have a dog and the guy told me that he thinks dogs are dirty, living with dogs is a dirty habit, etc. There is no coming back from not recognizing male privilege or thinking that dogs are gross.

Back in the Blockbuster days, my mom picked some random movie we’d never heard of and then I sat down to watch it with Mom, Dad, big sis, and big sissy’s bff. The movie was Quills, about the Marquis de Sade.
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We told mom she wasn’t allowed to pick the movies anymore.

The world needs more friend groups like yours.

My college boyfriend and I borrowed his friend’s digital camera back when digital cameras were a new thing. When we went to make sure there were no photos on the memory card already, we found many many pictures of the friend’s cock. Like, flaccid, hard, different angles. It was HILARIOUS. We just deleted them and…

I was fortunate enough not to see it. 

Back in my escorting days I went to use the bathroom after a...session(?) & after I washed my face I opened his linen closet in search of a towel of some sort. I found a towel, but I also found a very elaborate shrine to Shelley Long. So. Yeah.

You’re a good citizen.

That’s funny. Tennessee is another state with no income tax, & our roads are amazingly well maintained & fun to drive on -- it’s every other aspect of government that’s rapidly disintegrating due to lack of funding.

That’s how it starts ...

I honestly don’t understand people like that. My husband, fortunately, has a great job and gets paid very well for it. This means we are in a high tax bracket, and it totally sucks. But you know what doesn’t suck? Schools and roads and libraries and fire departments and parks and...

Not going to lie, I moved up considerably this year and my black, formerly poor, works in public health and loves socialism ass was like “BUT DO WE REALLLLLLLYYY NEED MEDICARE?” the first time I say my new pay after taxes.

I’m watching my brother go down this path and it makes me want punch him in the face.

One time I told my best friend to fuck off after she was whining about Obamacare - she’s a pediatric dentist. She made so much $ that she paid off her student loan debt of over $100K in less than two years. She used to be a Democrat until she started making a lot of money, it was sad.

I have relatives like that. Once when they were complaining about HOW MUCH they “unfairly” had to pay in taxes, I explained to them that they pay more in taxes than we earn in a year, and I didn’t want to hear about it.