Donald: this is the deal, take it or leave it!

fuuuuuuuuuuuuckk

#FeelTheFern

**SUPER HUGE SPOILERS** Don’t read this comment if you are going to see Get Out (which I highly recommend). Seriously, DONT READ THIS unless you’ve seen it...

Fuck everyone who voted for Casey Affleck too

Denzel was clearly looking at this turd like please don’t mention me.

Thong thong thong thong WRONG

i’m pretty sure he was the reason for the divorce. I guess he was uber jealous and somewhat controlling which I can actually see with his current marriage. Whenever I see him and Blake I get this weird stepford thing going on there, her interviews sound different these days too. Anyway Scarjo did seem to make a poor…

repositioned counter, there ain’t nuttin plain about delicious vanilla

Counter-counterpoint: Vanilla ice cream is simply a tasty vehicle for toppings.

It is the BEST flavor, upon which you can put anything (and then a whole bunch of other stuff on that too)

I like my Dippin’ Dots the way I like my population, diverse.

Plain vanilla CAN be delicious if it’s the good shit (I will take a good homemade vanilla custard style ice cream over chocolate any day of the week), but too often vanilla flavored ice cream just tastes bland, like sweetened milk. Dippin’ Dots vanilla falls in that category.

I enjoy plain vanilla ice cream. But for dippin’ dots I want the ones with different flavors per ball. Mint chocolate chip forever. Although I think they don’t do that one as much anymore.

I’m not just talking about her not endorsing Hillary. She says nothing about women’s rights until it suits her. I’m alright with her not telling us who she voted for. But, for someone who’s supposedly such a strong feminist, she sure keeps her mouth shut 98% of the time in terms of the issues. You’d think the…

I feel like my boobs would just slide right out the bottom.

Those costumes are spot on.

I love all the celebs who came and lent their voices.

In DC I saw a vendor trying to sell surplus Trump t-shirts as “Trump firewood.”