Ya know what, I did have a squirtle pop up nearby, and I’ve only ever caught one where I live. Maybe I’ll go take my dog on a Pokemon hunt! My husband works on the road, so he catches all kinds of crazy stuff. I’m like your son in this situation ha

I just started playing a little bit again because I was in a big city for a couple days. I evolved a Pikachu! But now I’m home and I’ve got nada going on around here.

RIP horny panda Pan Pan

At least Fresno isn’t Barstow? That’s all I got for ya. (Also have family connection to NV 💙) (And Fresno)

North Bay here! I don’t get the whole “I would miss seasons” thing. The only “missing” season is winter, which is the shittiest season. Vineyards turn fall colors and it’s fucking beautiful. And I don’t even need a jacket today in SF. I was just in Detroit for 4 days, and I’ve officially had enough winter for at least…

Demi Lovato? But I don’t know that she’s publicly dated a woman. All I can think of is her Twitter flirtation with Bella Thorne.

My weiner dog has literally played so hard he tore his paw pads and we didn’t know because he didn’t stop playing. Another time he popped a disc in his spine and we didn’t know until he couldn’t walk the next day. That kid can PLAY

My husband is the same way, and every bday/Xmas I’m surprised by it again. He literally bought me a bday present once in our home airport after he had been abroad working and brought back zero knick-knack souveniers, which felt like he didn’t think of me the whole time he was in cool foreign places. So, I have no…

Kids snuck in booze and gambled when my husband went to church camp as an adolescent. Praise the Lord!

Calling that kid a cock-blocktopus is classic.

Hey! My cousin has been in multiple true crime reenactments on tv shows! Maybe one of those “I Shouldn’t Be Alive” shows, too. Kudos to cousins and those attached to them!

I was thinking the 90210 season where Brenda goes to France, and Kelly and Dylan hook up.

Same. I would have given it at least a couple episodes, but now I might even watch it live instead of streaming.

I’m brown and my husband’s white. We have servers ask us if we need separate checks all. the. time.

I second RegalAlien. I volunteer at an LGBTQ non-profit that also works with foster children, and foster agencies are always looking for homes that are lgbtq friendly. The kids get thrown out of foster homes, too, and end up needing a home that day.

I’ve had stress-related food allergies since Monday. So between crying, dry heaving, and being hungover because I can drink but can’t eat, it’s been a real roller coaster. I did manage to shower today, though, so yay!

I’m a married 34 year old woman that’s chosen to never be on birth control, and now all of a sudden I have a gyno appointment on Friday to talk about IUD options. I’m so not happy about this.

Yesterday I was a bisexual Latina...

If that’s true, I wish the best for her. Divorce would probably be the next step.

True, she doubled down on all her shitty behavior. If I watched myself act like that on TV, I would need a direct ticket to rehab and then maybe hide out for like a year.