Surface tension works in glass of water. Not in a rollicking ocean. It can also keep you under as easily as it keeps you on top.

Also there is no such thing as early April Fools’; you get April 1 and that is it.

Day 1: YOUR PENSIONS ARE DESTROYED FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES

Of all the things to to worry about, the mental health of this egocentric wanker is not one of them...

Every time I hear / read about new testament Paul I say “Fuck Paul.” It’s a reflex. Anyone celebrating that dicktard gets automatic side eye.

Don't forget about how he felt about women and their proper place in the church.

Yeezy, Paul was a divisive figure and the father of homophobia, anti-semitism (through preaching what became supercessionism) and wildfire misogyny. We should not be celebrating him.

it’s an acoustic tour, so 1995 is definitely NOT back. the reason we liked these acts was the loud, electric energy. smashing pumpkins is not gonna stand up to camp-fire kumbaya renditions and her electric guitar was the only thing that made liz phair even a little interesting.

+1 Wounded Knee

Typical millennial. All meme meme meme.

Nothing worse than seeing a former teammate, leader, and inspiration leaving a trail of tears as he walks out the door, one Blackfoot following the other.

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

But really it’s about ethics in grazing on public land.

Don’t forget BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA too.

I’m with you here. Violent conflict isn’t the answer, but starving them out would be effective and hilarious.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I can think of no mystery less interesting than whether an aging athlete with a broken neck used a substance that might not even work to return to a playing field where cortisone injections are given out like chewable Vitamin C tabs. The PEDs debate is over.

A Jets win and Steelers loss yesterday knocked Pittsburgh from the Wild Card to out of the playoffs. Now the Jets need to beat Buffalo (who sucks) next week to clinch the last playoff spot in the AFC, meaning Pitt no longer controls their own destiny.