Surface tension works in glass of water. Not in a rollicking ocean. It can also keep you under as easily as it keeps you on top.

Unlike any Villain SW has had except for your description, which almost perfectly applies to Ep. II and III Anakin??

I kind of love that though. Kylo Ren is unlike any Star Wars villain we’ve had in the past, this weirdly impotent, angry young man who is enraged that his legacy, his destiny (the most powerful concept in Star Wars, after all, is prophecy and fate), has been denied to him.

Now, see, to me this plays as him trying too hard. He’s overcompensating in a really morbid way, using this to say, “Look at me! See how evil I am! Dudes, so fuckin’ evil over here!!! Guys? Anyone?”

Also there is no such thing as early April Fools’; you get April 1 and that is it.

Day 1: YOUR PENSIONS ARE DESTROYED FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES

Of all the things to to worry about, the mental health of this egocentric wanker is not one of them...

Every time I hear / read about new testament Paul I say “Fuck Paul.” It’s a reflex. Anyone celebrating that dicktard gets automatic side eye.

Don't forget about how he felt about women and their proper place in the church.

Yeezy, Paul was a divisive figure and the father of homophobia, anti-semitism (through preaching what became supercessionism) and wildfire misogyny. We should not be celebrating him.

it’s an acoustic tour, so 1995 is definitely NOT back. the reason we liked these acts was the loud, electric energy. smashing pumpkins is not gonna stand up to camp-fire kumbaya renditions and her electric guitar was the only thing that made liz phair even a little interesting.

It did, however, become a rallying cry for Community fans. We got our six seasons... now we just need our movie!

He turns into animals! That’s an easily digestible concept.

Uh....Am i the only one who remembers this one..?

Gotham’s a good punchline, but man, where’s MANTIS?

You forgot that most important Nightman detail, he drove a Purple Plymouth Prowler thanks to promotional funding from Chrysler.

Manimal comes from the same era as Automan. My guess is that they were trying to recreate the success of Knight Rider with “man fights crime with the help of electronic superhero/shape-shifting powers/jive-talking robot buddy”-type shows. (Also the last one is based on a dream I had.)

Gotta respect it for being the longest running Superman show of recent memory.

I feel like the Gotham pitch went something like this:

It would make more sense to say he’d restructure our tax code so that Apple couldn’t hoard $35 billion overseas.