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Gandolfication
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Uhhh... did you see his reaction? He kind of flicks his tongue a little... I’m thinking it’s at least a 50/50

I absolutely love it when clips of this show end up on Last Week Tonight.

Can I star this a few more times please?

FALSE FLUSH!

Nope. Here’s another one: a sweaty, post-coital Ted Cruz

Mark it: 9:41 AM Eastern Standard Time, December 1st 2015. The day “Let’s Pizza” entered my everyday vocabulary

We call it a War on Women precisely because assholes like you think forcing a woman to make a man wear birth control is preferable to giving her control over her own body after private consultation with her doctor.

Of course, he’s a guy who thinks we should protect our country by forcing other countries to wear our

‘Ah, ha! Condom police. I’m gonna make up a completely made up threat and try to scare a bunch of folks into thinking someone’s going to steal their birth control,’

Ted Cruz reminding you that the GOP is stuck in the past with “vending machine” talk. Jeepers Cruz.