I bet you call your kid a “pussy,” don’t you?

I bet you call your kid a “pussy,” don’t you?

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

Dime Bags Two For One

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

“There ain’t no sin and there ain’t no virtue. There’s just stuff people do.”

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

We have the worst economy in decades with over 90 million Americans fallen out of unemployment statistics they’ve been out of work so long.

Crazy that a guy named Bob would struggle to stay afloat.

To his credit, Allen also called Santa Ana after their meeting to apologize again.

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

Well at least now he has a handicap

One in hole!

You’re just mad because imaginary Cousins averages a triple-double on the Celtics and the imaginary Wizards trade away John Wall and move to Butte, Montana and change their name to the Butte Bullboys and toxic waste spills on the imaginary Deadspin office and you and Petchesky body swap which is fun for a few days but…

Officer: Nice work, but you’re lucky to be alive right now.

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

Aqib Talib Promises To Beat Harry Douglas’s Ass

Cease Bowel Functions.

I stayed at a hotel in San Antonio when the Suns were playing the Spurs in the playoffs. The night before the game I was in the hotel bar, and Mike Breen, Jon Barry and Jeff Van Gundy,were who was televising the game for ESPN, were at the other table. Van Gundy got a phone call, and he just started yelling into the…

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.