They should be schedule a 2.5 second replay of the end of the 4th quarter. Sell tickets at three cents a piece.

I believe that all of those are viable, functioning internet ventures.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Jail will be a cakewalk for anybody who spent the last year of their life in Fresno.

Anyone else surprised that wig didn’t cost more than $400?

Things were looking up for him.

In difficult times such as these, it’s nice to see Americans go back to the one unifying, unambiguously good past-time that has lasted them for over 240 years: kicking the shit out of the Irish.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

I’m glad they picked a shade of blue that looks like the color water should be, if that water isn’t flowing through Chicago.

Save some Mountain Dew for the rest of us.

yeah, that show looks weird

Don’t throw bottles on the field you savages; do what American’s do and stab someone in the parking lot after the game smh.

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

Finally a pro scout recognizes Tebow as a quarterback.

HOST: Our next call is from Curt in Rhode Island. What have you got for us today, Curt?

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

I wouldn’t recommend it.

“Send in the clowns.”

Kevin Draper.

How dare someone—a Kennedy no less!—listen to the words of not just a man, but an old man.