And, still, there sits Matt Lauer.

Hello! As a former Hill person, two things:

I’ve never liked her as an actor or a human being. I hate Chelsea whats-her-name, but I agree that a woman with no female friends can’t be trusted.

Enough with the fucking tweet storms. If you have something lengthy to write, put it in a blog post or a Facebook post. Tweet storms are the vertical video of the written word.

I’m getting the Joan Rivers vibe. Gather family and loved ones so they can say goodbye.

I use L’Oréal products for mascara. Voluminous. I’ve tried probably over 20 different kinds, expensive and drug store before I settled on that one, but that’s just me. Given that this is the internet someone will likely tell me that they think it’s the worst thing ever invented.

Omg you do retail for fun? You’re like a unicorn. Or maybe it’s fun because you do it for fun? Retail made me hate all of humanity.

Psh. I love helping people even off the clock. I do that job for fun - I’m gonna be a lawyer in about a year (god willing) so this is my fun thing to do with my weekends.

I can’t decide if you are very young or just very weird.