That morning cup of coffee will also get more expensive when Orange Foolius slaps Brazil with tariffs to pressure them into allowing Bolsonaro to return to power -- who, coincidentally, is already camping out at Mar a Lago gobbling up all the orange and musky cock he can.

I would laugh at the cruel stupidity of Trump voters but I’m stuck in the country with them.

AND they’ll be able to afford a house!

Why do these idiots believe there is just open capacity waiting to be utilized? No car plant in the U.S. can just start making 50% more cars. Also Ford, GM, etc, dont make cars, they assemble them. Almost all the parts are made by suppliers. These suppliers also do not have open capacity to make 50% more parts that…

Lets do all that, but lets be sure to keep lowering taxes on corporations and billionaires as well!

Yeah but think of the price of eggs

No more avocado toasts for the millennials. Productivity goes up 300%. 

Ha. I more worried about the 25% tariff and Canada. Canada does a bunch of car and car parts as well but the US gets a bunch of basic things like oil, gas and electricity. If they actually go through with the states near to Canada better be prepared for a nice 25% hike on basic necessities/inputs that you can’t get…

This cultural obsession with American Isolationism and hyper-individualism is going to cause so many problems.

The other thing that the idiots/liars don’t understand is that the infrastructure necessary to start making those things again is likely gone. There aren’t a bunch of pristine, modern factories sitting around just waiting for somebody to turn the lights back on. We saw this when American steel started to die. We could…

Wait, so the cost of the gigantic pick-ups and SUVs, that 90% of buyers don’t actually need, will go up? Suddenly I might be a fan of these tariffs.

(I’m kidding, I understand the mess this is going to create) 

Forget autos and auto parts, Orange Jeebus has no clue as to how much produce comes from Mexico. Five-dollar avocados is just the start.

Trump is envisaging a world where, to bypass the tariffs, automakers bring jobs and manufacturing flooding back to American soil. Maybe they will, but the millions of dollars that have been invested in Mexican and Canadian manufacturing over recent years suggest that maybe they won’t.

Praying? I’m betting a phone call or two were made.

The cops already had their fun, they don’t need to be there for the legalities of it.

They knew the charges wouldn’t stick just based on the bodycam footage alone.

“Officer Torres and Batista’s absence from court today evidences their knowledge of wrongdoing.”

It is our belief that Officer Torres and Officer Batista failed to appear in court so that they could not be questioned under oath.”

They put him in his place, they got what they wanted.

Failure to appear should be considered contempt of court.