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Not just them. Plenty of blind patriotism about the latest Mustang, Corvette, Ford GT or whatever.

DANGER: If the snow is just deep enough, any curbs/islands in the parking lot are hidden. The last thing anyone wants is to drift sideways into a concrete curb, even at low speeds.

Clear all the shit out of your garage and park your car in it. It will be warmer in the morning and you don't have to clear off the snow

Now I'm not talking about getting sets of snow tires, or packing a warm blanket in the trunk (as good as those things are). We want to know about your cool, secret tricks to help you and your ride get through the winter.

Al-uuuu-min-eum

Most Celica was been, more car never Toyota.

Obviously:

Selleck, uh, car?

Twincharged, not twin turbocharged. They're different :)

On a Sunfire? You're a goddamn American hero as far as I'm concerned.

"I hated on turbos before it was cool to hate on turbos" :)

Are the Porsche grills supposed to look like two guys sitting at a table?

But he realized something was amiss when he noticed half a tank of gas was gone.

Wait, what??

Sorry Bernie I can't change the helmet design. Rules are rules.

I sure hope MotoGp won't decide to adopt this stupid idea

The best part of this story is that a german website ran it as an April fools hoax in 2013.