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HotLips Houlihan
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You know, Will and Kate are downright middle class when compared to people I have worked for, with their five housekeepers, private planes, five nannies, and multitude of security. Obv not saying they are, but really, compared to other super-rich, they're really pretty chill.

Can I just admit that as a black woman I was initially mostly neutral on the whole Dolezal debacle? At the worst we’re dealing with someone not right in the head, at the least a fool who thought she couldn’t be an effective ally without playing pretend (ultimate privilege, by the way). I expected the fallout to be

I'm Native American and very light skinned. My mom is light while my dad is darker. Both my mom and I have gotten comments about not looking Native enough. Someone once said to my mother she could pass as white. She was not happy to say the least. It is a punch in the gut to hear someone say I don't like Native.

Am I the only one holding out for the revelation that makes this all make sense?
This is all so bizarre that I’m seriously expecting a break in the story that makes us all go “Ohhhhhh oooookaaaaaaaaaay!”.

Like, who is that guy who CALLED himself her father? He’s very clearly black, so is he going to come forward next

WE HAVE FOUND RAFFEY.

That hair takes effort. She was definitely trying to do something.

Can I get odds on her being a Jez comentor who stars all the ‘lol white people’ comments.

I was literally about to post the exact comment.

SHOW ME THE EDGES!

This position of this article seems to be to really question if there are exploitative practices in the sex industry. THERE ARE EXPLOITATIVE PRACTICES IN ALL INDUSTRIES. One can be sex positive, pro-porn and still believe that porn actors and actresses can be treated really bad. Do you believe the porn industry is

I’ll burn a copy and drive it up.

I’m really sick of the guys saying, “She was 14, but she knew what she was doing.” Yeah, asshole, because she’d obviously been molested.

“ if you exclude that outlier and my ex-wife,”

Yeah, too many people think “don’t stop” means “faster!”

That stat made me do a double take too. 20 mins?!?!?! I can barely last two minutes. By the 20 mins mark, it would go from sensual to feeling like you're trying to rub off my clit.

Yes, it’s definitely more like plastic surgeons, because unlike haircuts or meals, a tattoo is permanent. If you get it lasered off, you will have a scar. No good artist wants anyone to ever regret or remove their work, which is why most of the better ones have this policy.

I have a fleur de lis on my wrist that I got pretty much just because I like it, but I tell people I’m in a gang. A gang of 17th century French aristocrats. We’re called the Crêpes.

Sometimes I just make up a fucking story so I don’t get the “Really, it’s permanent” stare. Maybe I just like dice. Stop asking me about my life decisions.

I have a joke with a lot of my tattooed friends that holds fairly true, “The smaller the tattoo the longer the story the person will volunteer.”