It's Monday here in Sydney (we live in the future!) The news broke around 9 or 10 this morning (it is 1pm now). Gawker reported it as happening on Sunday too. Please change this as it could be confusing for people familiar with different time zones. It makes it seem like the hostages have been kept overnight when…

Maybe I'm just a little on edge about this shit lately, but it seems kind of telling to me that if you get involved in the American Prison Industrial Complex and you're white, you get a million dollar publishing deal at the end of it. As opposed to if you're black, in which case you get dead.

I seriously just answered Mad Men to almost everything. I'm so surprised it's not on here.

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I am an Aboriginal (Awabakal) woman from Australia. We certainly have our issues (such as lower Aboriginal life expectancy, higher rate of certain diseases, fewer of us completing high school, in addition to the shameful treatment of asylum seekers at the moment, thanks Tony). I would just like to point out that I…

This just needs a judge at the end saying "I'll allow it."

Maybe "Mr. Grey" is what he calls the sidewalk, and he's about to jump.

"What began as a story about a brilliant woman with a new invention had turned into the tale of a troubled man who had invented a new life for himself. Yet the biggest question remained unanswered: Had Dr. V created a great golf club or merely a great story?"

Well done. Truly a great victory for feminism.

Dr. Muffley...ob-gyn...

She's 22 and fresh out of college... but the real learning's about to begin.

For a brief and shining moment I wondered if this comment section would not simply dissolve into people bashing and making fun of Jezebel.

The deliciously illicit result of their felonies:

Oh Erin, we all knew you'd do a good job delving into this issue. It's just that, there were at least two articles up in the past few days here and another GM outlet. And gurl. They were not good. And sure, Gawker and Rich J are what they are. I don't expect more than LOL CLICK COUNTS LOL TRAFFIC LOL COMMENTER RAGE…

Everyone stand back. A MAN HAS SPOKEN.

Thank you Jezebel for introducing me to Helen Razer. This person is brilliant and so far articulates much that I find lacking in the sycophantic culture of modern day feminism.

Does posting a makeup-free picture online aid in "real" empowerment?

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT WESTEROS IS NOT REAL? GAME OF THRONES IS NOT A DOCUMENTARY?