Definitely Skarsgard. Imagine going on this show, having the chair *finally* being spun around, and seeing.. this.

Yes. SYDNEY. Not, 'Sidney'.

Cheers to this idea. Excuse me, I'm off to celebrate with a glass of wine and the latest Sookie Stackhouse novel :)

No, low maintenance is soap and water. I use Clinique, and here in Australia it's $139 for the three step pack. That's hardly low maintenance for a poor student!

The one time I nagged my (now ex) boyfriend? It was March 2010, and I reminded him that he hadn't actually bought me a Christmas present yet.

What?! Buffy?! NO!

You and I both!

There isn't a Jane Austen doll?! What is this madness?!!

it's only happened to me once, and I have to say that firstly, there was a bit of perseverance. Previously, I'd get too frustrated/tired after more than say, 5 minutes. But my boyf just kept right on going. He didn't really do anything differently than what he'd been doing previously, just.. started off slow, got…

I'd like to say I'd had better, but no. Although yours also sounded rather horrific. at least we'll both have nice scars, and as my mother likes to say (depending on what body part I've injured), "No future career for you as a hand/leg/face model!"

"You might have noticed British celebrities and politicians sporting red flower pins over the past few days — even Julian Assange wore one."

I was the same! i was all, "I can't ask anyone else to wipe up my own blood", so off I went and starting wiping away whilst sobbing in pain and trying to apply pressure to my hand. Silly silly silly.

A chicken bone?! Wow. Just. Wow. I thought glass was bad, but I think have another animal's bone go through your own hand wins.

"Puncture wounds are the humorless cousin of cuts."

shucks :-) found this one awhile back, I've been meaning to pass it off as something from the actual film (it's not) in order to terrify twilight fans everywhere for awhile now. seems I got my wish!

just in case you were hoping that it would be a horror movie, you need to see this gif:

wow. Way to go, Gawker. it seems relatively simple to blur a NSFW image before posting it, but app. this concept is beyond them. Ah well- thanks for letting me know I wasn't alone in my complaints!

Uh... pointing out the obvious here, but what is the point in labelling this 'NSFW' if you're not going to blur the images on the front page? Kind of pointless, really.