I’m starring your rant anyway, first because it was well written, and secondly because I was on the edge of my seat waiting to see how this was going to end up connecting to the topic of a Switch with triangles drilled into it.

Newfags can’t Triforce

/shrug

Hiding it behind the back made it look like the connectivity was brutally awful, from the gamexplain video. I tried that, and it was butter.

Mines black too. I hate colors.

So... what you’re saying here is more Nintendogs!

Dear Nintendo,

Good.

I wish that this was serious.

number of days in 2017 so far = 25

It’s 2017 and you still don’t know what Nintendo’s focus is on. You should be embarrassed.

Is that 900p on the television, or on the handheld, though?

I don’t even see the Matrix code anymore. All I see is... blonde, brunette, redhead...

Steam has been horrid for years now, and I haven’t browsed games on their store in forever. My game-buying process now reduces to something like:

1) Identify game I’d really like to play (this can be because it’s a publisher/dev whose games I love, or I saw it on Kotaku and it looked cool, or someone like Total…

boobs

Can we please stop paying attention to this guy now? He literally lied to you and manipulated the gaming media for a week for his own benefit. You don’t have to write about him or his moronic band of followers ever again. Just ignore him.

From my understanding the database is hosted on a dedicated server unrelated to Nintendo. The app is separate from the game itself.  In this version they’re essentially uploading their save files for other people to import to their game. Even a banned 3DS could make use of this.

Nintendon’t is actually a reference to old Sega ads that said “Sega does what Nintendon’t”. So whatever modding thing you are referring to alludes to these ads as well.

Missed opportunity for a ‘Nintendon’t’ reference..

Welp, I’ll do my part. Never thought I’d be subscribing to PewDiePie, but it’s for a good cause.

Ah. Pronoun trouble.