I’m very friendly with his cousin Fap Towel

Yeah you’re really quite wrong on this one, he’s smart enough to step back and let the real football guys make the football decisions.

Well did he cum or what?

I imagine he thought the sign said quick zip. I’ll let myself out now, thank you

You sure he didn’t mean Arnold?

Guess you can add this to that whole Yale thing along with doing a lot of coke and being a closeted homosexual

Well he did miss high school BB gun safety courses by jumping right to college from 8th grade so it’s excusable

When Kate Upton mentions you that way you’ve won the Cy Young of life

He can’t even imitate Knile Davis

After tomorrow we have may a new wall to chalk up and the Mexicans will pay to clean it

If Maddon was really a genius he would play 30 exhibitions against the lovely ladies first to get that big payday and boost his players

its like he’s looking straight at you but his face is going one direction and his hat the other direction

If only Jim Creighton lived long enough to be Gentleman Jim Creighton

I needed to wear a black tie to handle the class in that statement

you’ll have to go to court to fight that one

Good thing he was only drunk while banging on the door and not high ‘cuz that shit’ll get you like four games

I admit it’s more of the sip variety

once my eye caught the girl chugging the massive beer in the back round I can’t even see anything else

So did she cum or what?

a guy in my fantasy league would probably still pick up Corey tomorrow if he tried to come back and fulfill that potential