Nice of Punk to keep the tradition of putting the other guy over on your way out

Two more minutes of not having to tire himself out by standing has got JaMarcus Russell thinking comeback

After a long hiatus he was replaced by Jerry William Duvall

The fromunda from down undah

hopefully he doesn’t kill his wood-footed trainer with an alligator head

You could swap Lochte in for Kanye and the episode wouldn't miss a beat

So Lochte basically told the Cartman version of the story

Down under and 90 years into the future

I work with forklifts and I'm shocked any injury caused by being hit by one could be minor in any way

tbink of the shock he had after walking that distance and finding out Shea Stadium doesn’t even exist anymore

With a pinpoint head comes pinpoint accuracy

She’ll just mash it