I'll be Holden onto my cash, mate.

I can respect the hustle as well. If they couldn’t tell the difference between real teen writing and fake teen writing, then did it really matter if she was actually 32?

I feel that a well informed FC lover might be able to get the price down to something more desirable. With a car like this, you price it slightly high to weed out the knuckle draggers. The owner has taken good care of it, he/she wants it to go to a good home. A true FC fan should be able to get a better price.

The real tragedy (I found while on this misguided arm sleuthing journey) is that teen Melania looked like an actual human person. Instead of the post facelift(s) lizard person look she’s been sporting for a while now.

Trump would probably like her more if she were.

I’m sorry I couldn’t stop myself from typing that.

Well, yeah. How tall is it? What’s the knob like? Relationship to the rest of the controls? What does the shift boot look like? It’s not a weird question.

I’m not a huge fan of BMW’s lineup, either. Honestly, we really like our i3s, but would rather have a MINI-E or an eGolf that’s more like an eGTI for better driving dynamics. However, those cars don’t exist (yet), and the i3 only costs as much to own as our old $25,000 GTI, so it’s relatively cheap to own and works…

That’s a pretty good description of what Trump is doing right now in the UK.

1) Let not even go there with the whole DNC email bs, Prachi, ESPECIALLY with the Bernie Bros and that 53% of White women voted for Trump. Black women-you know, the ones who actually showed the fuck up to vote for a woman who could have started progressive policy and not turn our government into flaming dumpster pit-…

I’m not one to call out the writers but even I agree that was a bit overboard. While I do see the serious implication of giving workers free Red Bull to work long hours I think it could have been worded better with less hysteria. 

The only things that could’ve made this story more Canadian were if the golf clubs were hockey sticks and the Walmart was a Tim Hortons.

Which, if you ask me, was a good-looking car, and still is. Just too bad the bite didn’t match the bark.

Taking jabs at a person who simply wanted to help... meanwhile what good did you do Hogan during these past few days?

Not to mention, you aren’t going to skip someone who reserved on day 1 if you put down 2.5k. Unless said person opted for a base model that will come out soon or that person is in another country.

I wonder if some it is because so many men are socialized to not express vulnerability, or silliness, or anything other than stone-cold competence/domination. Good sex is a creative process, with the participants curiously trying new things, reacting to the other’s reactions, innovating, sometimes laughing and a…

Boot lid. You’re doing it wrong.

I believe this time, it was... Busch-league nonsense.

IT’S THE HUCKULARITY!!!

Somewhere a tree is working tirelessly to produce enough oxygen for Mike Hukabee’s brain to function as properly as it can.

I will leave this gem for you to ponder:

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