What wasn’t mentioned is that Uzi Nissan isn’t his real birth name. He changed it. His real name is AK47 Datsun.

Finally!! I have rewatched fleabag several times and am enchanted by Phoebe Waller-Bridge’s storytelling and raw characters. I kinda really absolutely want to be her best friend.

The Accord is the right answer. Its already “Jesus Approved”!

When I went through hunter safety as a kid, I remember the instructor telling people to get a pump action shotgun for home defense. His reasoning was the the sound of racking the action was enough to deter 90% of home intruders and the large shot pattern had a better chance of hitting something on the other 10%.

I’m surprised the NRA even knows Parks & Rec, I guess there are no decent Duck Dynasty memes.

I had this conversation with a coworker. I should have known better, because all evidence pointed to the fact that she was an idiot anyway. Her opinion was that it was fake, and all these people who perished are lounging on a beach somewhere enjoying a fat payout from the government. My husband’s cousin was killed on…

“Child of mine! You lectured and ridiculed a US senator? Good for you! Let me take you out for ice cream. Wait, do you smoke weed? Let me take you out for weed, and then probably ice cream.”

I didn’t realize how fucking delicious it would be to see Marco Rubio getting ripped a new one by his constituents, especially the teenage constituents. I literally swelled up with pride when watching them challenge him and Dana the gun lady face to face.

...AND LET’S DISPEL ONCE AND FOR ALL THIS FICTION THAT BARACK OBAMA DOESN’T...

Anonymous tip alerts Ford to problem. Ford investigates, confirms tip. For fires scumbag. All the pieces are there, you just need to read them.

The question now is do *you* really exist. And there wasn’t really a hot tub was there?

Did you know that almost every song in every movie trailer came out before the movie did?

I feel so proud of these kids, it’s like I gave birth to them. It makes me cry, that proud. And it makes me want to high five these conspiracists in the face with a chair.

These are the same kind of assholes who wanted Sandy Hook parents to prove that their children that were murdered actually existed. I hope they all fall into a large hole and disappear forever.

I had a TDI that could automatically detect if it was on rollers so it could go into a special mode to pass the emissions test.

This is the “what is the best car secret you know” thread, not “what is the most blasphemous shitpost you can write” thread.

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Its an AMC.... so let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

I rather liked Killmonger but I had no preconceptions because I did not know the character in the comics. But as an unfamiliar viewer I really liked the moral ambiguity his presented. He’s a villain —but he ain’t wrong. And as they say the best villains are the heroes of their own story. The king takes a high road vs.…

Not everyone is happy about Black Panther’s success...