Producers, to FCA execs: “We need something for an off-road chase scene. Do you have anything that might work?”

Exactly. I love everything about the S2000 except for the engine, which...and I don’t say this lightly...I *loathe.* Yes, that is the heart of the car, yes, VTEC is a lifestyle, yes, I am unrefined. Whatever. I’ve driven a few S2Ks with the idea that I should really want one, and I always sort of do until I have to…

Is it more expensive for the models offered? Even if it is, 60K for the performance is a smoking deal. What does an X3 M or Stelvio QF go for? Oh, from $69,900 and $80,445, respectively, according to Google.  

It’s not that they want them to be visible with the gate up—they have to be, don’t they? That’s why the Q7 has redundant lights under the gate.

I don’t know guys, the camo may say Bronco but the tire clearly identifies this as a Wrangler. 

All vehicles are big these days, a fact that was driven home when I realized a Mini Countryman and a 90s Jeep Cherokee are about the same size.

Is he going to come back as Steve Austin? Or Darth Vader? 

I mean, I suppose caution is always a good idea with optimism, but I don’t think we need to hedge so much here—that was an important test and it’s great to see SpaceX finally positioned to carry astronauts into space.

Yes, though this isn’t a facelift; it’s a generational change.

How is the Cayman R market distinct from the GT4 market?  The 987s didn’t have a GT4, and the R and the Spyder were equivalent (roughly) spots in the Cayman/Boxster model lineups. 

But if they didn’t learn from the 911R/GT3 Touring experience, they must have inherited their money, because they were too dumb to earn it. 

Yes. Is this what replaces my 987.1S?

Oh. 

I’ve never been a huge Warren fan but I’m considering donating now just because Bernie and his supporters irritate me so much. 

Welp I am finally not at all jealous of cars in Australia. 

It’s interesting that Amash isn’t on there. 

“I mean who can judge if someone is cool or not?”

The fact that it took so long is a problem in and of itself. Someday people will study Boeing alongside BP as object lessons in how not to respond to a crisis.

Their QC is so bad they can’t even put their factory in the right Carolina, I guess

Literal? Ew.