I still don’t feel bad for a single one of those assholes. Don’t get me wrong, I am sure some of them are good people, but fuck those assholes.

“garbage plate” means something totally different down there

So cool to see Melania do things like this after her great speech the other night

Third Eye Woke as Fuck

My dad was in the Navy for a short while and always reminds me of my gig line. Always.

“Sad Loser Tim Tebow no longer speaking at my convention. Used to have such respect for him. Sad!”

That’s a resumé builder

They have the same look Mufasa did when Scar pushed him off the cliff.

I would not be surprised if he Tenored his resignation from the group soon.

The goalkeeper was not made available for comment after the match, as he had to make his next shift at the foundry.

So I guess we can just start altering our own patriotic songs then?

*high fives for reveling in general assholery*

I love the multiple security guards running in well after he’s subdued. Gotta make it look like they’re trying.

When someone offers you money (like a grandparent or parent) out of the blue (not a birthday or special occasion) how many times do you say “no” before you actually take it? Obviously you want it right away. It’s money! But you don’t want to seem like a spoiled little shit

1999: Buffalo Sabres vs Dallas Stars Stanley Cup Finals. Game six. I don’t remember actually watching it so much as I remember the absolute meltdown in my entire household. I was watching from the top of the stairs (at 7 years-old, the 3OT game went well past my bed time) and the goal happened and my entire family…

I contribute what I can.

Any first time weight losers reading this post, all of this stuff will work as long as you stick to it.

“Watch as he goes from desperately projected confidence to utter despair in about three seconds” - Summary Newcastle United’s 2015-16 Premier League season.

Are we just going to ignore the fact he appears to be wearing boat shoes with court suit? He should be held in contempt for that offense.

““You miss 100% of the shots your teammates don’t make.” - Wayne Gretzky” - Michael Jordan