It’s funny because those guys don’t really look like security/off duty cops that usually work these events. In fact they look incredibly disinterested.

Years ago, my friends and I would watch this video at least once a week. It is never not unintentionally hilarious. Although that may be because we frequented the version with Benny Hill layered over top

This site ran a piece after (racks brain for correct mass shooting) San Bernandino, I think, about how, even in the US, how unlikely it is that you die in a mass shooting. I try to use that to comfort myself when at a mall, movie theater, work, concernt etc. It works usually but I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t…

OT but if you’re not watching these matches on Univision, you are not living.

I noticed that too watching on Univision.

I am sure you mean the most well known scorers but:

Yes but if Fredbird wins, it’s just another thing for Cardinal fans to be sanctimonious about.

My comment was dripped heavily in sarcasm.

The nice thing about dating into a family of Mexicans is being able to watch and root for this team. They’ve been fun as hell this tournament. (Unless they meet up with USMNT this tournamnet, then I’ll shout “DOS A CERO” at my in-laws in the days leading up to the match. ‘murica)

They said the same thing in Sochi, when they started trying to supplement the roster with more lug-nuts. Callahan was on that team and he sucked then. Phil Kessel, meanwhile, lead the WHOLE TOURNAMENT in points and goals (and was appropriately recognized with best forward honors)

Obviously there was. Look at how much his Penguins teammates hate him!

Ryan Callahan may be one of the most overrated American players in a while. He’s peaked at 54 points (albeit twice) and focus too hard on trying to be a meat head. He had that dangerous hit on Letang just this past playoff season, he’s past his prime and has slowed down significantly.

I need help figuring out how to help.

I do not recognize any of the tunes, and only about half the artists.

Better be careful with those kind of hurtful words, otherwise Hulkamania will come crashing down on you with a hundred-million dollar lawsuit.

As I’ve matured, I understand why these guys are paid so much: freakish athleticism, skill beyond my wildest comprehension and destroying their bodies for our entertainment.

I think this deserves one game. It’s come time for the league to stop worrying about intent/degree of injury/if the player came back. Marleau certainly wasn’t trying to brain him, but he did. Contact sports will never be 100% safe, but if they can start making players think twice about hitting a guy in a precarious…

“After much reflection and prayer,” I know the entire statement is a bunch of PR bologna, but this reflection and prayer part pisses me off. Where was the reflection and prayer when you actively suppressed rape victims you Crypt Keeper looking mother fucker?

I just realized I used a bunch of corporate bullshit speak in a cover letter to get a job writing corporate bullshit speak.

Not if you care about the well-being of humanity at large.