My friend and I have used Venmo exactly once to finance last minute hockey tickets. Other than that, we just trade bar tabs/alcohol purchases or split checks.

“And then he said to me ‘the refs didn’t call traveling!’”

I wish the IAAF would make relay teams pass around a different mystery object for each relay.

Thank you for this.

I came on as a full-time supporter this year. Imagine how I feel. All of my other professional sports rooting interests are based in Buffalo so I am thinking I’m bad luck

Counterpoint: Get a pet, but understand the responsibilities associated with owning a pet instead of bitching about them on the internet 15 years later

Speaking as a Buffalo Sabres fan, Mike Weber tends to have that effect on people.

The rivalry thing is part of the reason I like soccer now. When I chose Newcastle as my BPL team (no regret here whatsoever!) it was made abundantly clear to me that Sunderland, their stadium and their fans are the scourge of the earth. I loved it! Sure there are certainly teams myself and other supporters dislike,…

+$20 on Newcastle United

I pulled it off in a beer league game once. I threw a rebound on net from a bad angle, it skidded over top of the goalies pad and came to rest just on the edge of the goal line, a mere inch separating it from being a legit goal. So I throw my hands up and since it was a Sunday night at 11 PM and no one really gives a…

But is the pizza box pizza a sandwich?

I hate vodka usually, but I will order/make drinks with my liquor of choice with diet pop (or soda water as a sub for tonic). Being on Weight Watchers, it saves my bacon in terms of counting points and all that. I could have a 17-point fancy whiskey cocktail, or enjoy a 3-point whiskey/diet coke (or order the whiskey…

Old white sports columnists in Buffalo do!

Remembering some guys: Buffalo Sabres fan edition

*insert bad hockey meme about ankle injuries here*

Well he clearly needed the gun to stand his ground against Smith’s super mean words.

I think the Penguins might treat the game as a throwaway (yes even against the Flyers). They’re locked into second in the division and there’s no need to have Crosby or Letang get knocked silly by Radko Gudas with no way up or down.

4-6 weeks for me but only because I have insanely dry, curly hair. It does not grow downwards, just straight up and to the sides.

Fuck you because I just fucking almost spit fucking water all fucking over my fucking work computer fucking reading this fucking comment. Fuck.

Cannot wait for Donald Trump to stand behind Wal-Mart.