Worf, tell me how Bill Simmons ass tastes.

19 year olds who score a lot AND are already good in their own end are very rare. This Winnipeg roster is largely the same as it’s been for a few years (swap out goalies, Laine, and trade-deadline acquisition Stastny), yet wasn’t ever this good. Laine is definitely making them do better.

Figured he attended White Superior State University

YVAN EHT NIOJ

yes.

This is fair and probably accurate.

I pledge to come along and fart up the entire fucking joint with some nasty rips.

It’s almost as if Trump is a liar and just says crazy shit all the time but people still report his words as fact.

Gawker published some shitty pieces for sure, and also has had some shitty people writing for them. However, Gawker also did some actual journalism along the way. In the end, I think maybe the “culture” is the difference.

Vice was, is, and probably will always be garbage. Don’t @ me with “oh this column or show is good”...needle in a haystack. Co-founded by “proudboy” McInness, they can’t have a shit culture for this long while overcoming it with cred propped up by celebs or more “I took this new drug and had sex in a bathroom in…

National R-compoundbow Association?

There’s not many skaters in the league that could completely take over and dominate a game. Karlsson certainly is one.

Yeah, that’s a pretty warped view. Any and every organization can be guilty of terribly fucked up things like this. Blaming unions while saying they stifle competition and growth lets me know all I need to about your worldview, Mr. Galt. Your bosses love you for not unionizing.

Fuck all anti-unionists

The problem with the Red Wings’ best players is that none of them are cornerstones. They have a bunch of very good young players, but without any semblance of defense or depth, they’re going to be middling at best. It probably makes the most sense to sell off the likes of AA, Tatar, Gus, Mantha, and D-Boss and REALLY…

Barry Petchesky didn’t contribute, so I’ll assume they hate each other.

I didn’t know Admin from Da Share Z0ne was Italian.

I love dogs but there’s honestly too many of them in stores etc (fucking LA). It’s going to be shocking to learn for some of these idiots that you don’t have to take your dog everywhere. Just stop. Dog-friendly is one thing, but once you reach a critical mass it’s just a pain in the ass. Your dog doesn’t need to be in…

Yeah, but if Snow stays, Southern Ontario might get Tavares...

Send these robots to Philly - they’ll get what’s coming to them...