A propos of nothing, if any writers on this site decide that they want to go freelance and write their own blog away from corporate overlords, I will contribute to a Patreon to help them do so.

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

This is some well timed sports sticking! Go Ray!

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

+1 non-aggression pact with Stalin

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

Especially when you consider they gave $300k to a anti-domestic abuse cause and $6.5 million to a pro-domestic abuse cause.

My God, he’s even got an advanced case of Backpfeifengesichte.

On a network of useless talking heads Matthew Berry is somehow the most useless. It’s almost impressive. He’s telling people what characters to use in a video game and, in this instance, is mad that he told people the wrong thing. What a dork.

Could you PLEASE stop auto-playing videos? PLEASE?!?!

But AOC wasn’t crediting Bernie for CHIP.

Did you leave one out?

“It takes you back to being a kid: You’re out there, you’re sloshing around and your shoes are full of water and mud,” Richard Sherman said. “It’s still a kid’s game at the end of the day.”

But AOC wasn’t crediting Bernie with CHIP. She was crediting Bernie for advocating for single-payer at a time when CHIP was the only thing that assured that she had insurance.

What I’m basing my decision on currently:

Neera Tandeen of the Center for American Progress took particular issue with a moment during Ocasio-Cortez’s endorsement speech in which she said, “When I was a child that relied on CHIP so that I could see a doctor, Bernie Sanders fought for a single-payer healthcare system.”

“Is ideology more important than race and gender? Genuinely curious.”

now-deleted tweet from Jane Eisner, the director of academic affairs at the Graduate School of Journalism at Columbia University, who offered the following in response to Ocasio-Cortez and Ilhan Omar’s endorsements of Sanders: “I find it fascinating that women of color overlook female and minority candidates to…